So Marathon Man and I were hiking in the rain and the wind was blowing pretty good and we come across this newish truck backed into a remote parking lot right on the trail. MM hikes much faster than I do and he got there first, a 65ish guy gets out and strikes up a conversation. After 5 minutes of the usual questions he goes to the passenger door and whispers something, at this point my antennae are up trying to figure out what the heck is going on. Then a 70ish year old woman gets out, we are standing about 6 feet in front of drivers headlight, he is to our left and she walks along the passenger side and stops in front if the passenger headlight.
Now, something was completely odd here but I didn’t feel unsafe or anything, just unsure. And then…he makes some comment like “she lost a bet” and while he is saying this she reaches down and starts to pull up her top, bra and all…and we got slow flashed…so she stands there for a few seconds in the rain letting her girls air out and he has this huge Cheshire cat grin on his face…obviously it’s pretty awkward and um, uncomfortable, so I looked at him and said “looks like the debt has been paid, and I’m a witness”…and with that we walked off…